A fireside and a sleepless boy

Put together those two and the final result will be... a disaster! what did I hear or learn at the fireside? I guess the answer will be that toy cars can make a lot of noise in the gym floor and expand so much that can make heads turn. Also, that telling a kid to be quiet could just mean that they just learn more ways to tell you to be quiet. How fast a kid can run back and forward without getting tired, etc. Very entertaining if I dare say.